HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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