Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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