tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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