new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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