the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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