So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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