I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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