At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I did not marry a roomba.
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