what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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