I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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