Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
it's like heaven, but drunker
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
