Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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