Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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