her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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