So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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