we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
In other news, I just burned my penis
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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