Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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