He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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