covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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