How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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