the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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