so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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