I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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