I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You made out with two different species that night
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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