Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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