I'm lost and stupid without you.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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