When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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