I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Bang-toberfest begins!!
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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