WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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