Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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