Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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