I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Randomize
