take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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