help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
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The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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