Non-Jews are for practice
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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