Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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