You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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