I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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