I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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