Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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