needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
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Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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