All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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