next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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