At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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