party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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