Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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