Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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