Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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