her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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