I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
You have to summon your inner elephant
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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