every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
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...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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