I don't usually arrange sex via text message
No more Irish car bombs ever.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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