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i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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