no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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