It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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